IfC's Brand Ambassador / Spokesperson


 

26 Aug 2011 - Mr. Dickvijay Singh, today has accepted the post of Brand Ambassador cum Spokesperson for India for Corruption. IfC is pleased to have such respectful people on board, to fight off anti-corruption crusaders.
As a kick-off, Dickvijay addressed several media-persons. "We will root out all forms of anti-corruption reforms..! Black Money is my Birth-Right!!!" he thundered. 
 When a correspondent from Time Now asked Dicky about his view on inclusion of PM under LokPal, he retorted "We have plans for Rahul-baba. How can we put him under LokPal and all?"
The correspondent reminded him that Mr. Manmohan Singh himself wanted the inclusion of PM under LokPal, Dicky calmly asked back "Ab yeh Manmohan saala kaun hai?"

Govt. Clerks in Anti-AntiCorruption Crusade

Mr. Achar with other colleagues, discussing about implementing the Uniform Bribe Code

25 Aug 2011 - Mr. Brasht Achar, a clerk in BBMP Bangalore, has promised that henceforth, he will not pass a single file without a bribe. "This Anna Hazare thing and all is ruining my earnings. Before everyone felt obligated to give me atleast Rs.100 for ordinary file movement. Now, they are saying things like RTI and No Corruption..."
Worried that people will forget that India was built on bribes and black money, Mr. Achar and his colleagues are exploring options of a Unifrom Bribe Code bill to be tabled in the parliament. "A Lokfall draft has been prepared. We are having slight differences with the government on some three points. But we are confident that it will be passed by this month end." said Ms. Itchy Palm Kaur, a government office typist.
The main feature of the bill will be to legalize bribes and create a official hierarchy, so that aam aadmi will know how much to bribe, at what level.

Mr. Bhaiya Lak Karodo - Socio-Political Activist / Passport Office clerk

Social Activist Bhaiya Lak Karodo, offered to go on a fruit-diet, till the bill is passed in parliament. Bhaiya had put on atleast 40 Kgs in the last 2 years of his new job in the Passport Office.